God DAMN is Yohji-bear hot. Yo-tan is the only anime guy that I ever really wanted to be a real person, because frankly, everything about Yohji screams "Fuck me!" He's called a "playboy," which is just a euphemism for "male slut." He can identify women by looking at their legs, won't do a mission unless there are women over 18 involved, claims not to understand highschool girls, and says that any enemy of woman is an enemy of his. What a fun guy! When all the girls crowd the Flowershop to giggle over (and probably imagine naked, if they're anything like me) the cute flowerboys, Yohji is the only one who doesn't seem to be completely overwhelmed by the attention. Yohji-bear is kind to women and "severe with men," but he's good to his flowerboy friends. Asuka was the only girl he ever really loved, and he seems to be making up for losing her by overcompensating. Poor Yohji.

I've claimed Yohji as my own personal fucktoy, so NO TOUCHY!! My friend Damasu has claimed Farfie, and my friend Kat has claimed Schu-Schu. Shirwin claimed Ken, Teddy claimed Omi (pedophile!) and both Munchy and Peppy Rose are time-sharing Aya, so the list of available boy-toys is dwindling!!

Someone mentioned once the lack of nipples on anime guys. Yes, these bishonen all have lovely hairless chests that are on constant or frequent display, and yet there is a conspicuous absence of nipplage! Are all these young men nippleless freaks? When they shave all the hair off, do they shave the nipples off too? Mind you, this applies to most American cartoon guys as well (except for Hunchback of Notre Dame, which was just... gross). So while I was scanning my Weiß Kreuz pictures I notice Yohji looking all suave and gasp! I see a nipple! Just one, but a nipple all the same. Nipple!

Was this nipple but a random freak of nature?Here is Ken who is shirtless and also apparently quite nippleless.And the whole group of them nippleless!!

Episode 21 is one of my favorite eppies. First off, Yohji's sleeping in the nude. *shivers* Then we get to see him freak out, kill his old girlfriend and then sit there crying like a little girl. Wooooo!! Asuka's a SKANK!! All Yohji's flashbacks about Asuka make me wonder what the hell he was thinking. She's an annoying skank, and was better, cuter and much cooler as Neu. (Jealousy!) You can't help but feel bad for Yohji though, poor guy. Even though he screams like a girl.

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